Trump laments the arrest of Prince Andrew over Epstein connections, apparently forgetting his own extensive ties to the deceased trafficker. The solidarity of the predator class knows no borders.
Media cannibalism, journalism obituaries, platform wars, pundit grift
A pro-Trump Kansas mayor who voted illegally three times as a noncitizen asks if he did something wrong—while his party uses his case to justify the voter fraud crisis they invented.
MTG admits Trump blocked Epstein files to protect 'his friends'—the conspiracy theorist who found a real conspiracy and immediately folded like a cheap suit.
A congressman suggests Iran should pay America to bomb them, completing our transformation from republic to protection racket. When war becomes a subscription service, everyone loses — except the billing department.
Hollywood resurrects Val Kilmer via AI, proving the industry's only remaining taboo is leaving money on the table—even if it means puppeting the digital corpses of the deceased.
Congressional Republicans discover that 2,500 Marines seizing an Iranian island somehow don't count as 'boots on the ground'—a masterclass in Orwellian doublespeak that would make Big Brother proud.
U.S. and Israeli forces bomb Iran during peace talks, transforming diplomatic vocabulary into performance art and proving that "negotiations" now mean "the thing we do while actively bombing you."
CNN's Scott Jennings accidentally said the quiet part loud: "I get paid a lot of money here." Welcome to cable news punditry, where ideology is inventory and outrage is just overhead.
Thames Valley Police did the impossible Thursday: they arrested a prince. Not for who he knew, but for what he allegedly did—pimping state secrets to a pedophile while wearing the Crown's uniform.
60 Minutes deploys a purity test fallacy against RFK Jr. while the FDA's food safety record burns. When your killer question reveals more about institutional gatekeeping than the target, you've already lost.
Pam Bondi released 'all' the Epstein files—a 300-name masterpiece of strategic opacity that implicates everyone and therefore no one, while accidentally doxxing actual survivors. Transparency as cover-up has never been so perfectly executed.
Trump's comms chief uses a slur while defending Epstein associates as 'innocent victims.' The hypocrisy is so dense it has its own gravitational field.
Obama's former White House Counsel resigns from Goldman Sachs after calling Jeffrey Epstein 'Uncle Jeffrey' in emails. The meritocracy's mask didn't slip—it evaporated.