64% of single Americans can't afford housing vs. 39% of married people. We've officially made romantic partnership a prerequisite for shelter—Maslow's hierarchy rewritten by landlords.
Price insanity, absurd listings, housing bubble denial, luxury delusion
64% of single Americans struggle to afford housing while married couples coast at 39%. We've built an economy where romance isn't a choice—it's a financial survival strategy.
America's housing crisis reveals its true solution: mandatory matrimony. When 64% of singles can't afford shelter, marriage isn't romance—it's a credit application.
Redfin celebrates "improving affordability" because homes now require only $111,000 salary—just 29% more than median income. This is economic gaslighting as performance art.
Seattle and Boston fans will drop three mortgage payments—or six months' rent—to watch the Big Game, perfectly encapsulating America's broken priorities in the housing crisis era.
Seattle and Boston fans will blow $13K—three mortgage payments—on a single football game while simultaneously claiming they can't afford housing. The cognitive dissonance is breathtaking.
Austin's housing market went from fastest to slowest in America—a spectacular crash course in what happens when tech-bro hubris meets economic reality. 106 days to sell what once moved in two weeks.
Austin's housing market implodes as tech refugees discover that smugness and 'low taxes' don't protect you from economic gravity. 106 days to sell and counting.