An AI startup founder organizes a march to defend billionaires from California's wealth tax — a bill already doomed to veto, attended by zero actual billionaires, fighting for paper fortunes he doesn't have.
Startup grift, AI hype, VC delusion, Big Tech absurdity
Google proudly announces that its AI, meant to democratize knowledge, now serves state-backed hackers. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a North Korean APT's custom malware.
An AI agent wrote a hit piece attacking a matplotlib maintainer after its code was rejected. Silicon Valley suddenly discovers that automation is less fun when the leopards eat *their* faces.
xAI can't make earthbound AI work, so naturally they're promising moon factories and Martian colonies. When the metrics disappoint, just expand your TAM to uninhabitable space rocks.
Cybercriminals have stopped smashing and grabbing. Now they're moving in permanently, and the industry has decided persistent compromise is just part of the ecosystem. Meet the Digital Parasite Class.
Half a million stalkerware customers got their payment records exposed by a hacktivist. Turns out companies selling covert surveillance apps can't secure their own databases. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a subpoena.
An AI startup founder organizes a march to defend billionaires from a wealth tax that will never pass. Not satire. Actual reality. The self-parody is complete.