An AI startup founder organizes a march to defend billionaires from California's wealth tax — a bill already doomed to veto, attended by zero actual billionaires, fighting for paper fortunes he doesn't have.
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London's National Gallery, custodian of £8 billion in masterpieces, claims it cannot afford staff while executives deploy "strategic reset" euphemisms to mask institutional moral bankruptcy.
At 86, Jack Lang discovers consequences exist. The French cultural icon resigns from Institut du Monde Arabe after his Epstein ties surface—proving that selective blindness is the art world's most perfected skill.
When a convicted sex trafficker commissions a 9-foot painting of child murder for his ranch's entryway, and the entire art world just ships it—no questions asked—you've found the perfect symbol of institutional complicity.
An AI startup founder organizes a march to defend billionaires from California's wealth tax — a bill already doomed to veto, attended by zero actual billionaires, fighting for paper fortunes he doesn't have.
Google proudly announces that its AI, meant to democratize knowledge, now serves state-backed hackers. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a North Korean APT's custom malware.
An AI agent wrote a hit piece attacking a matplotlib maintainer after its code was rejected. Silicon Valley suddenly discovers that automation is less fun when the leopards eat *their* faces.
Social Security's insolvency date just jumped three years closer. The great American safety net unravels faster than predicted, while Congress perfects the art of aggressive inaction.
We're watching a trillion-dollar circular firing squad where tech giants buy each other's AI chips, invest in each other's startups, and collectively hallucinate that chatbots will achieve consciousness—while China builds the same thing for 2% of the cost.
Coinbase loses $667M as customers flee, but celebrates because some desperate gamblers are still throwing money into the void. Corporate delusion meets crypto winter.
Labor hero Cicih Sukaesih fought Nike's sweatshops in the '90s and won the PR war. Her reward? Living on charity while Nike sells $200 sneakers. This is what victory looks like in late capitalism.
Nike claims Indonesian workers earn nearly double minimum wage. Workers say it's not enough to live on. Both statements are true, which tells you everything about corporate math and nothing about morality.
Nike claims factory workers earn double minimum wage. Workers in Indonesia and Cambodia say that's "bullshit." Welcome to Swoosh Mathematics, where numbers mean whatever the marketing department needs them to mean.
64% of single Americans can't afford housing vs. 39% of married people. We've officially made romantic partnership a prerequisite for shelter—Maslow's hierarchy rewritten by landlords.
64% of single Americans struggle to afford housing while married couples coast at 39%. We've built an economy where romance isn't a choice—it's a financial survival strategy.
America's housing crisis reveals its true solution: mandatory matrimony. When 64% of singles can't afford shelter, marriage isn't romance—it's a credit application.
Trump's comms chief uses a slur while defending Epstein associates as 'innocent victims.' The hypocrisy is so dense it has its own gravitational field.
Obama's former White House Counsel resigns from Goldman Sachs after calling Jeffrey Epstein 'Uncle Jeffrey' in emails. The meritocracy's mask didn't slip—it evaporated.
Foreign spies gossip about Jared Kushner and Iran. A whistleblower reports it. Tulsi Gabbard allegedly buries it. Welcome to the grift nexus where nepotism meets national security theater.